…and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. (NOT a review!)
Plot: Good shit!
Novelty: Aliens from outta space another dimension(???)
Harrison Ford: Old!
CGI: I’ve seen better 5 years ago.
Style: Indiana Jones. (I didn’t figured yet why fans are so upset about this.)
Action: A lot.
Fun: LOL
Romance: Two hearts and a marriage.
Thrill: Kids covered their eyes. (The lady on my right passed out onto shes boyfriend lap. That was scary.)
Historical consistency: None! (Hell, yeah!)
Swarm* in this movie: Ants. Fucking giant ants with green blood. (What’s wrong with you, Hollywood people?)
Seeing it in digital cinema: Priceless! (Actually I payed 8 bucks for it. A ripoff if you ask me. Also, the lady on my right didn’t passed out on my lap too.)
Bottom line: Old Indy makes the movie. Some people said they didn’t feel like Jones was ever in danger but I didn’t expected him to be in danger at any moment. I mean, he survived three movies to do the fourth. What the hell, is not a kiddo anymore! If you are a fan, go see it in theaters, then buy the DVD an see it again. You can take the kids with you if you want. For me? I would like to see it again with that lady on my right.
*swarm – Every Indiana Jones movie has a swarm of crawling creatures to scare the crap out of… who happens to be there. In this one was a swarm of giant ants. In past movies there where rats, bugs and snakes. Thousands of them!
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